Wednesday 15 May 2013

BAZOONKAS

WARNING THIS POST IS ABOUT LOVELY LADY LUMPS, IF YOU WILL BE OFFENDED STOP READING ....... NOW!

I have always been well equip if you get my gist. But they were lovely and perky, and I could wear strapless or backless dresses with ease and no support. Let say they were Cute to Decent. But when I fell pregnant things inflated and a week after he was born I was Ginormous but really needed Humongous intervention, unfortunately Humongous was not stocked. So after months of feeding things went south in a bad bad way. My lovely mid 20's Cute to Decent twins were looking more like granny's jiggly bits. I found it hard to wear nice clothes and would often hide my body due to extreme embarrassment. But now that I'm pregnant things have filled out again and it's awesome, They're still crazy like Everest but I look my age again! So for the next year or two I will enjoy my lovely lady lumps before they retreat back to granny's jiggly bits :D


6 comments:

  1. This was the cutest post about this issue i ever read lol. Pregnancy and breastfeeding make fun things with our bodies. It's just to invest money in a very good bra! A good bra and a loving hubby and everythings gonna be alright ;)

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    1. ha ha thank-you! A great bra and hubby definitely helps the southern situation :)

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  2. Hilarious. So seriously...mine are deflated...in the worst way!!!! I've never contemplated getting plastic surgery before this, but now...it doesn't seem like a bad idea (don't judge!) but they are THAT bad :(

    Glad to hear i'm not alone!

    Found ya via google+....thanks for the laugh!

    .:Marta:.

    petiteraisin.ca

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    1. hehe I'm glad you had a giggle! Mine were incredibly deflated before I fell pregnant for the 2nd time, but if they become anything like what they were before.... I understand your desire to fix them as I have the same desire, I think I would go a lift rather than implants (as they are big enough)!!!

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